eve wickman: omnia fato fiunt: 4/1/09

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The following need not apply:

workaholics, alcoholics, religious-fanatics, animal-haters, over-consumers, narcissists, egomaniacs, those with severe emotional issues, Goths, frat-boys, drug-users, commitment-phoebes’, smokers, Republicans, perverts, serial-cheaters, serial-liars, those with anger-management issues or prior arrests, persons who are financially dysfunctional, people who think Matthew Barney is a giant purple dinosaur and that when referencing Air Guitar, they think that I mean playing an invisible electric instrument, instead of referring to the book by Dave Hickey...